How Copy Editors Blow Off Steam
Metrosexual guy: If I was some fish…Girl, not looking up from her bus schedule: Grammar just cried.Metrosexual guy: I don’t follow you.Girl: Good, because if you did, I would have to have you...
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Metrosexual guy: Oh, there were babies everywhere in there.JAP #1: I know, babies are so trendy!JAP #2: I have to get one.–Outside Anthropology, 5th AveOverheard by: population control
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Metro male #1: I was gonna stop smoking…again… But when I take Adderall I smoke a lot more.Metro male #2: What's it like?Metro male #1: Adderall?Metro male #2: Yeah.Metro male #1: It's like being at a...
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Gay guy on cell: And they had the guy with the biggest butt stand next to the guy with the second-biggest butt! Seriously, what is wrong with them?–6th Ave & 12thWoman getting on a crowded train,...
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Hobo, yelling to crowd: The stimulus plan won't work! The banks have no money! We need to stimulate the banks! You know how? Cocaine and hookers!–53rd st & 5th AveOverheard by: AndrewProfessor: I...
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Tired thug teen, wistfully: I'd dance like crazy in a basement.–R TrainOverheard by: Jon A.Two-year-old boy, pointing at three-month old baby: Isn't that guy in my dance class?–Red Hook,...
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30-something babe, seconds before stop: I'm so happy.40-something metrosexual: I know, it shows.(she gets up)40-something metrosexual: Yeah, when you ignore me on the train it's always a good sign.–F...
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20-something metrosexual: She just uses my penis whenever she wants.Middle-aged man eating eclair: Mmm-hmm.20-something metrosexual: Like, last weekend she used me as a rebound fuck.–Uptown 6...
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Guy to security guard: We're not fucking tourists, man, we're just trying to get back to our home in Jersey.–Port AuthorityOverheard by: Confabulation NationMetrosexual guy: There are two kinds of...
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Club boy #1: So you must tell me: how was posh last night?Club boy #2: Oh, I don't know. I'm not really sure what happened, but at some point someone, um, bit my nipple and ever since, it just, um,...
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Drunk queer: I am not gay! Just remind me of that later.–Bushwick Overheard by: uninvited party guestLemming: Are we still following the Gaylords or are we becoming Independent?–Central ParkOverheard...
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Metrosexual guy: If I was some fish…Girl, not looking up from her bus schedule: Grammar just cried.Metrosexual guy: I don’t follow you.Girl: Good, because if you did, I would have to have you...
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Metrosexual: Have you gone to that hair salon I told you about?Scruffy artist: I walked by…Metrosexual: It’s beautiful.Scruffy artist: I can’t go in. It’s too hipster.Metrosexual: No! It’s...
View ArticleBootylicious Wednesday One-Liners
Gay guy on cell: And they had the guy with the biggest butt stand next to the guy with the second-biggest butt! Seriously, what is wrong with them?–6th Ave & 12thWoman getting on a crowded train,...
View ArticleI Know You're Depressed When You Try to Stab Me
30-something babe, seconds before stop: I'm so happy. 40-something metrosexual: I know, it shows. (she gets up) 40-something metrosexual: Yeah, when you ignore me on the train it's always a good sign....
View ArticleYou Poor Man
20-something metrosexual: She just uses my penis whenever she wants. Middle-aged man eating eclair: Mmm-hmm. 20-something metrosexual: Like, last weekend she used me as a rebound fuck. –Uptown 6 Train...
View ArticleWe Can Only Dream They're Talking About Victoria Beckham.
Club boy #1: So you must tell me: how was posh last night? Club boy #2: Oh, I don't know. I'm not really sure what happened, but at some point someone, um, bit my nipple and ever since, it just, um,...
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Metro male #1: I was gonna stop smoking…again… But when I take Adderall I smoke a lot more. Metro male #2: What's it like? Metro male #1: Adderall? Metro male #2: Yeah. Metro male #1: It's like being...
View ArticleWednesday One-Liners Remember When It Just Meant “Happy?”
Drunk queer: I am not gay! Just remind me of that later. –Bushwick Overheard by: uninvited party guest Lemming: Are we still following the Gaylords or are we becoming Independent? –Central Park...
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Metrosexual guy: Oh, there were babies everywhere in there. JAP #1: I know, babies are so trendy! JAP #2: I have to get one. –Outside Anthropology, 5th Ave Overheard by: population control
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